Retard Life

I like going to the movies. It’s an escape from everyday Retard life. Whenever a movie I want to see is coming out I try to plan out my movie time a few days earlier than the movie comes out. I’ve seen so many movies that it’s really sad pathetic. I should save my money and put it into Retard Trader.

Anyway, the movie I saw was You Don’t Mess With The Zohan and I can tell you that it was able to take me away from reality for a little bit of time.

I’m not going to write anything stupid like “it wasn’t realistic”. The movie was entertaining and Adam Sandler did a great job at not being the typical Sandler-act. Of course the regular Happy Gilmore crew were in the movie, but that’s actually something that I’ve come to look forward to seeing. The only thing that I would change is to have Emmanuelle Chriqui appear more in the film (both more in time on screen and as in less clothing, more body).

Emmanuelle Chriqui, also known for her part in “Entourage” as Sloan, is a seriously high end piece of ass. I’m pretty sure that she wouldn’t bother even getting a restraining order against me, but anything that got her attention towards me would be fine.

What was I talking about? Oh ya, the movie. If you haven’t seen it, you should buy it on DVD when it’s available. I wouldn’t recommend taking the time to see it on the big screen though.

GRADE : B-