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I’m a Retard. It’s not such a bad thing.

Definition:
v.tr.
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.

v.intr.
To be delayed.

n.
A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.
Music. A slackening of tempo.

Could be worse, I could be an asshole. Oh wait, I guess it’s worse :-)